FORGET IT, I'M HALFWAY HOME
Joseph Ardinger was the board-op for The Don Geronimo Show. He was also the phonescreener for Doni's old shown in Washington, DC-- The Don and Mike Show.
Career[]
Ardinger was known as "The World's Oldest Phone Screener" during his stint on The Don and Mike Show. Whether this was actually the case is unverified.
He is best-known for his Friday-centric catchphrase "THE WEEKEND'S HERE, HAVE A CAN OF BEER!"
Personal Life[]
Ardinger was married to Tracy Baby. They divorced prior to his moving to Sacramento for the new show.
Joe raised a lobster from birth. He named him Buck and they were to be life long friends. Until Joe boiled him alive and ate his corpse.
Hobbies and Interests[]
In his free time, Ardinger spends time relieving pressure on his dog's anal glands. He is very fond of animals