A 49er fan from Chico, CA. He went to school at the University of California, where he lead the football team out of the depths of mediocrity and into a new era of disappointment because FUCK we were allowed to think we were good for a few years there.

His boyhood favorite San Francisco 49ers (of Santa Clara) had the #1 pick in the 2005 Draft. Oh but no, fucking niners, they took fucking Alex Smith. Sure that worked out fine for us last year, but we'll see what fucking happens. Fuckity-fuck.

It is rumored that he plays football for a unnamed team in the midwest.

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