Strippers

If you are one of the Chosen Few who get to work on the Don Geronimo Show, then chances are you'll get a stripper for your birthday, you magnificent bastard!

Controversy

 * Former intern Lady G got a stripper for her birthday (back before she was a fucktard and got kicked off of the show) whose nom de guerre was Officer Chocolate. Her faggot boyfriend didn't appreciate this and got mad at Doni.  Fortunately, nobody gave a fuck.